China :Escaped Ostrich on the run
 

https://news.sky.com/video/just-an-o...reets-11782653


[After half an hour, the ostrich was back to its keeper, having escaped when some visitors went to its keeper's home]

Im surprised they havent skinned it eaten it.:hee:

Poor thing...all that time on the run, every 2nd of it wishing it could fly.

I know it is a shame really, we all want freedom.:wavey:

No its a pet.

Freedom...if I could catch that thing I would ride the bugger to work...

It would be cheaper to run than a car and you wouldn’t have to pay Road tax

:laugh: they are pretty fast Parmy,so you'de be sure to get there on time.:laugh:

And everyone gets out the way!...I could have an extra 10 minutes in bed in the morning if that thing was tied up outside.

Should I buy one of those head cam things and go live?

:joker::joker: Thinking in pictures here Parmy,you will need a saddle aswell :hee:

And you don’t have to worry about speed cameras either.

I take one of those on the bus with me...:nono:

Im taking the ostrich bareback.

You are correct..there is no way a still photo of a grey bearded Scotsmen riding an ostrich along the a13 at 8am....sorry...8.15am, at 55mph....would ever make the Internet

https://open.http.mp.streamamg.com/p...620/height/349

No need to worry about that, his pals have that sorted.

That's him warning the police about our imminent arrival. .


Roy the grass.