Mariah Carey set to sign a £9m deal to become the new face of Walkers
 

She is expected to take over from The Spice Girls

That old football guy was kinda hot

The things I’d do for £9million and this bitch is just gonna say she likes the taste of crisps she’s never eaten before

Like she eats walkers!

Since when have the Spice Girls been advertising Walkers?

Since they made a comeback

When did they do this?

This year

Aww, and it's over already?

Nobody cared.

I'm sure there sat at home crying into their extra millions

They spent the last reunion tour money already?

Whew!!!

They best start being frugal, these concerts won't sell much longer and they're knocking 50.

There is a high chance they will headline Glasto next year, Vicky is willing to return for that

Surejan.

Although, I just watched Vicky's cameo in Ugly Betty. The greatest thing she ever did.

If the advert isn't 30 seconds of her beating Nicki Minaj around the head with a packet of cheese and onion, I quit

...Mariah..:lovedup:...

...that’s £9 million worth of page stretching...

...I will do a spoiler though...just to be user friendly.../..Walker friendly...

BYE

Perched for the Christmas ad where she’s singing All I want for Christmas to a packet of cheese and onion

All I want for crispmas?

Right let’s stop giving them ideas

Mariah is 50 in march :idc:

"back to the hot 100 number 1 crisps that you just bought, which is difficult to get not everbody has that"

*hand gestures to a bag of frisps still on the shelf*

:joker: