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Beso 06-01-2020 09:47 PM
What's got six legs, a flat back and no chance of an Oscar.
 
:hehe:


Harvey wienstien walking into court.

user104658 07-01-2020 09:44 AM
Who has two thumbs and three legs?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0eec...e8d4/tenor.gif

...Yes, John Krasinski.

Livia 07-01-2020 09:47 AM
What has 80 legs and no pubic hair?

Spoiler:

The front row of a Little Mix concert.

Zizu 07-01-2020 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 10749431)
What has 80 legs and no pubic hair?

Spoiler:

The front row of a Little Mix concert.


You can probably add Little Mix into the number..


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Livia 07-01-2020 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zizu (Post 10749456)
You can probably add Little Mix into the number..


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Well, the audience are all young teenagers while Little Mix are in their 20s. It kind of loses something when it has to be explained.

Beso 07-01-2020 11:22 AM
88 legs..not 80.

Zizu 07-01-2020 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10749507)
88 legs..not 80.


Correct


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Beso 07-01-2020 11:37 AM
What's black, flat and glows in the dark....




Iran if they keep this up.

Livia 07-01-2020 12:02 PM
So all the other jokes were perfectly acceptable, but mind had to be edited. I just took it for granted that four women in their twenties would have pubic hair.

Livia 07-01-2020 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10749521)
What's black, flat and glows in the dark....




Iran if they keep this up.
Black? Can't it be blue? It'd be funnier if was blue.....................

Jessica. 07-01-2020 12:08 PM
This entire thread is disgusting.

Beso 07-01-2020 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 10749557)
Black? Can't it be blue? It's be funnier if was blue.....................
Singed ground isn't blue.

Livia 07-01-2020 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessica. (Post 10749558)
This entire thread is disgusting.
Thanks for taking the time to tell us.

user104658 07-01-2020 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 10749559)
Singed ground isn't blue.
I thought you were referring to their oil, which would have been funnier and more topical.

Kate! 07-01-2020 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toy Soldier (Post 10749430)
Who has two thumbs and three legs?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0eec...e8d4/tenor.gif

...Yes, John Krasinski.
Oh he's cute :hee:


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