I am outside my big house
 

I am going to asda to trick the self service tills :cheer2:

Not been mugg or murder so far

King Mike road trip?

:amazed:

"hello yes i'd like the police please"
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Asda profits fell over Christmas too:worry:

Is no supermarket safe :worry:

Mikey measuring for new drapes in Frogmore cottage. :smug:

You'll be in the big house soon if you continue this crime spree

:joker:

Not a single soul gives a ****

:joker::joker:

So I got 2 chocolate chip pastry type thing from the bakery bit put them both in one long bag thing there have went to the sefe service till when it say how many I tap 1 :hehe:

Be careful. One of these days, you're going to get caught.

You cant even string along a sentence let alot trick multiple billion dollar companies

Yes he can, the whole miss spelling thing is an act. He used to send me pm's years ago completly literate. Not that I ever replied.

You forgot the full stop mate :smug:

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One named after myself...and still the original fiver from the original bet on loverboy

I hope the manshun wasn't left unattended :worry:

Not top of the line security were there at all times and 24/7 cctv is on :cheer2:

This.

It's like the world's longest joke that he keeps it up all these years.

You what marshmello