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Mystic Mock 28-01-2020 11:26 PM

Innuendo jokes.
 
I'll get the ball rolling (and hopefully other members will do a better job of this lol)

When I was in Secondary School I had a male friend from USA named Isaac, well Isaac loved cooking and he wanted me to come over to try something called P.S I Love You (named by Isaac himself) well I went to his parents house to see Isaac about the strange sounding recipe the next day, and they looked delicious, but Isaac told me that I can't chew them, I ask him why not? And Isaac replies with because they're hard.

Isaac then goes and tells me that until P.S I Love You gets softer I'll just have to suck on his Chocolate Salty Balls.

















I do apologise for how long winded that became.:joker:

Babayaro. 28-01-2020 11:37 PM

what

Alf 28-01-2020 11:43 PM

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy

Alf 28-01-2020 11:45 PM

I'm reading a horror story in braille, something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 28-01-2020 11:46 PM

https://i.imgur.com/jbJNXaR.jpg

Alf 28-01-2020 11:48 PM

For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone thought we were nuts.

Alf 28-01-2020 11:52 PM

My dad died because we couldn't remember his blood type, as he died he kept insisting us to be positive, but it's hard to without him.

GiRTh 29-01-2020 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sullen Girl (Post 10765529)

https://i.imgur.com/jbJNXaR.jpg

Mystic Mock 29-01-2020 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babayaro. (Post 10765523)
what

It's a song from South Park called Chocolate Salty Balls.:laugh:

Mystic Mock 29-01-2020 06:04 AM

Alf's definitely in his element here.:joker:

His jokes are on fire.

Livia 29-01-2020 10:52 AM

My grandfather had his tongue shot off in the war. Never talks about it...

LeatherTrumpet 29-01-2020 11:09 AM

Funnily enough I have been trying to give up innuendo this year

Spoiler:

But its just SO FRIKKEN HARD

LeatherTrumpet 29-01-2020 11:10 AM

I saw an ad for an innuendo competition in the paper

Spoiler:

So I entered my sister


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