Ever been in a house so nice...
 

... you felt obligated to keep your farts bottled up until you left?

As crude as it is to say, I just let it out if it needs to come out.

That's called having respect

That would be normal behaviour

Doesn’t matter how “nice” the house is, it’s just common decency not to carry on like that in other people’s homes

:joker:

Do you not find it embarrassing if you let rip in someone else's house or in public?

Normally I'm lucky by being around loads of people, so the blame never lands on me.:joker:

Being serious though it's healthier to let it out than holding it in.:joker:

But if their house is crappy anyway, why should I worry about adding my fart gas to it?

It's not really the pollution, but the rudeness and embarrassment of just letting one go.

unintentionally let rip once as I got up from a chair but quickly dragged my chair on the hard flooring so others thought that’s what made the noise...I think I got away with it. Embarrassing though...involuntary farting isn’t a good look :laugh:

I don’t even like farting in my own house if we have guests, I’d rather let my colon inflate than do it in someone else’s house

So I’m guessing Mock basically does silent farts but they are deadly enough to evacuate a whole building and doesn’t get caught in doing so :laugh:

Correct.:laugh:

Let it rip.

Yes..yesterday actually.

The penthouse flat in the Knights bridge apartments..the bloke had 2 82 inch tvs up on his living room wall, the wall was so big they looked tiny..

He had 18 tvs in total in the apartment which also had a panoramic 360 degre view of London skyline
and Hyde park ..6.5 million I would estimate it's worth at..did it stop me farting though?

No, those tvs were heavy lifting them off the wall..

:laugh::laugh:I did this once ,I was mortified ,as I was with my then boyfriend and I couldn't drag the chair it as it was on a carpet. :joker::joker:

I've been tempted a few times but I've always held it in.