i got a new state of the art safe
 

I got a new state of the art safe installed in my big house


I just put my bank card in it

I put to much money in it earlier :cheer2:

Only my hand print can open it as well as a code

We'll have to chop your hand off then

I was about to say this :oh:

Let me guess, the code is 80085 because it looks like the word "boobs"

*changes Tibb password :oh:

M21 getting a £50 note out, so he can light his cigar with it.


https://www.esquireme.com/sites/defa...?itok=813F5-FH

If you end up being raided by the police, just have the safe open already. There’s no point ruining a good safe.

In other words you got a new piggy bank in the shape of a dildo.

i had a dildo once

but it got snatched

:(

What a cxxt

Lucky gess :fist:

You can keep your "Jobseekers" signing card it in!