Could I be a super spreader of the corona virus.
 

Serious..

Last time I came up to Scotlandt at xmas I had the sniffles..and I'm serious when I say I've had sniffles ever since.

I have to blow snot into a hanky at least twice a day which has been ongoing since mid January.

Go back up to Scotland and get out of London!!!!!!!! Quick!!!!!!!!

I'm here now. .spreading the vurus to all the tartan sock brigade.

Quarantine yourself up there till it's all over

The red lion it is then..:laugh:

Or my mum's. ..

But to be honest:shrug: I have been here at my mums for a day and I'm ready to self isolate myself..FROM HER!

I think I'm bitter she's gotten old cause I used to say to my ex wife at least 4 or 5 times a week. .."Let's pop.round to my mums with the kids for a coffee"


Those days are long gone now though :shrug:Now my heads saying to me.

"Come on, let's just pop down to the red lion to get away from her twitchy feet, and falsers"

:joker: It's always like that with families, mine were very similar

You deserve a few drinks as it was just recently your birthday anyway :dazzler:

And that's the only reason I'm up here..it's tough though, cause we share the birthday and she was 78 yesterday(sunday) when I turned 50....


Whatever..Im on the lash for a week watching cheltenham, charming the fine barmaids if my home town day after day..

Awww that's nice :love:

I'm sure all the gals are flattered and happy to have you there :douf:

So far so good.
Legion tomorrow for shiela; and her aged old ass.:bawling:

How I wish I could grasp those weak buttocks once more.

Think I might start being one soon cus why not

Sniffles aren't a corona symptom.