Tip toe, tippy toe or tippity toe?
 

What do I need to do to sneek into my old mum's home made lentil soup at this time of night without wakening her?

Of all the soups in creation you want lentil? Mate...

That's whats in the pan...or was..


However, I kind of thundered down the stairs tbh:shocked:

And I'm stuffed now..hoping I can sleep before I need a lentil soup poop.

Tip toeeeee

Definitely one of the best types :clap2:

:joker:

Tippy toe

tip toes and Lentil SOup is amazing

I use both tip toe and tippy toes

Tip toe, I am not 5.

Also I love lentil soup. My gran made the best lentil soup too... she died when I was 8 and I still remember it being the best :think:. Recipe lost forever, along with chocolate pudding :fist:

Not so good coming out the other end though...

Are you sure you don't have an allergy? Because I can't say this has ever been an issue (nor can I see why it would be, lentils are just a type of pulse...)

It was the 8 pints of lager I was shoving it on top of at about 2am last night that done the damage I think..

All good now though, off out for some more seeing as I'm on holiday for a week.

Being on holibobs doesn't mean you need to drink every night parmy :nono:. Snuggle down with a cup of coco and a nice romcom.

If I was sunning myself in Spain I would be, so I may as well do it in scotland.:shrug:

yes it does :conf:

which reminds me, time to get in a few more wine boxes

:worry:

Obviously you're going to drink every night when you're on holiday LT. You drink every night anyway :shrug:.

:laugh2:

You can drink every night even if you're not on holiday :fan:

My sphincter took it upon itself to imitate an old school football rattle this morning.:bawling:


I'm just thankfully my mum's lentil soup don't contain some hidden chillies..like the modern day hipsters.

One of the worst experiences I've ever had was after eating a "spicy chicken and green chilli" pizza from a nearby take-away. The pizza itself was delicious but the next morning, I genuinely thought I wasn't going to make it. Never felt anything like it :worry:.

Omg I LOVE chillies and that would've been tasty af but if the lentils didn't go down well I can't imagine what the chillies would've done :worry:

Right let me get this straight like some pissed up goldilocks you crept into an old ladies house and ate her dinner?! :nono:

It'd serve you right if you'd **** yourself!