Quick poll. Please take part.
 

Would you be interested in taking part in The Roast Off?

Please vote on the poll and I will contact you if necessary.

Please consider it. It should be good fun with a mix of people.

I'll enter but I don't want a team, I want to just stand there and take hits left and right, absorbing them no fuss with the skills of Russian systema, before unleashing my own torrent of fury kung fu faster on all of these young punks.

Is that you Arista :worry:

Would it make a difference if I changed the format and let you form your own teams??

F.a.o. Toy Soldier. You need a team.

If I make 3 new accounts (using a VPN so that staff don't find out)... Joy Soldier, Boy Soldier and Roy Soldier... Can they be my team?

If you can put that past the mods then yes. :laugh:

So far I have Toy Soldier

Plus possibly Kazanne and Lewis

More......

Also Roy, Boy and Saveloy Soldier

Aww yes of course. How could I forget. Xx

Boy Soldier: A Happy-go-lucky scamp, has been accused of being immature in the past but is just young at heart. Favourite insults; "poo-poo head", "no that's u lol!"

Joy Soldier: An unsettling character oft accused of outright mania. His grin looks like euphoria but hides a deep rooted darkness.

Roy Soldier: Roy is classic gammon. Thinks he's funnier than he is but his ideas are outdated and his humour stale. The LT of the soldiers.

Toy Soldier: Handsome, rugged and brave - the leader of the group who only enters the battle when absolutely necessary. The nuclear option.

:worship: what a team. Xx

What’s all this team talk. Just abuse me and only me.

Yes that was me
Defending myself.

Try this for size.

Ts says to his mrs if you had bigger tits I would stop watching porn, she says if you had a bigger dick I would stop shagging, the post man, milk man the gardener and your brother.

I have a brother??!?!? **** suspend the game, I need to call my dad.

Don’t get started about your father. Lol

Do you just watch 30yr old stand up routines on a loop?

Do you have me on tibb speed post?

Yes.

Looks like I’m getting 10 points for most loved this year.

Ts are stalling for time?