I've been MICROWAVED!!
 

:umm2:

Microwave stopped working half way through cooking a baked tater for my daughter. I assumed a fuse had blown so I went to change it, but it spontaneously started working again for a minute then stopped again...

When I touched the top of it it was BURNING hot :bawling: so now I've been microwaved and I'm going to get some sort of hand tumor.

Can’t believe you’ll die before your ML victory :(

Is it a Multi Socket?

Jeez we had an incident with a micowave Grim decide to put something you totally shouldn't in ours years ago ~ it was an almighty bang and the house totally filled with smoke we were all choking on ~ sugar basedrocket fuel and microwaves are a no no !

Jeez we had an incident with a micowave Grim decide to put something you toatally shouldn't in ours years ago ~ it was an almighty bang and the house totally filled with smoke we were all choking on ~ sugar basedrocket fuel and microwaves are a no no !

Microwaves were discovered when a guy walked past a machine and chocolate melted in his pocket or something, before that people were being microwaved all the time

Is it your wanking hand?

:worry:

Hot

Grim living up to his name

Poor TS.

As far as superhero origin stories go I've heard worse

I don't understand how you managed that , guess you'll have to be more careful in future

I tried reheating my coffee by pointing at it intensely but so far no luck.

Is this the new Tik Tok challenge?

Just to reassure anyone who might be worrying about my ability to reheat leftovers; Tesco DID allow me to buy a new microwave today. I was worried it would be classed as non-essential but of course they understood that I didn't want to make my porridge in a pan on the cooker like some sort of pauper.

You touched a microwave with your hands..

eww.