Put your hand on your heart and say you've never stolen ANYTHING. Can you?
 

as it says in the title.

I confess to stealing pick n mix and grapes. Also stationery from work. Pens etc.

From other thread:

I once tried to steal two packs of baseball cards when I was a kid, one in each pocket.

The bell by the store's exit rang so I gave back one and kept the other in my other pocket... so it rang again when I tried to leave again. I should've just opened the packs while I was in the store in the first place.

I was a ****ing stupid 8-9~ year old :worry: Totally put me off stealing tho

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I've probably stolen (actually successfully :suspect:) like maybe 2 or so other times when I was also younger but then I feel kinda ****ty about it so it's not worth it even if you get away with it

I mean, not really. I've never intentionally stole anything, but when i used to go in the bookies i would always come out with one of their little pens in my pocket, dunno why, though i'd usually lose and that 3 inch pen was my consolation for losing £50 or something. The bookies always got the better deal :laugh:

I usually end up with the pen from Argos. X

I pinched an apple each for my brother and I. Many many moons ago at the corner shop.
Brother told me to do it, then grassed on me the minute we got home, bloody mother frogmarched me straight back to the shop and I had to confess.
Got clipped all the way home.

:joker: poor Smudge

Yeah they are literally the same type of pens lol.

:joker: I also end up accidently taking the pen from places a decent amount of the time actually :skull:

No

Well apart from all those hearts

With scan and shop I always seem to forget to scan something, but never intentionally, I’d like to think I know that stealing isn’t on

I stole 3 magnets from some dirty bedouin’s shop in Petra. I wasn’t paying for them lol.

Nawww what a cute post xx

That pen had probably been in 5 mouths and 3 ears before it reached you. :worry:

I do a scan shop ever week and I alliow myself one free item, on the basis that if they do a rescan it’s not improbable one item didn’t scan, and secondly because I am doing the job they pay a staff member to so ..ie scanning my own shopping, so me doing it is giving them more profit, so sorry not sorry :laugh:

Ps Mr C is horrified by this and fully expects me to be nicked for my crimes :hehe:

They were already on to you Cherie and now they have all the proof they need :omgno:

:fist: my accounts been hacked

I have stolen sexy charlotte heart

I had a short shoplifting career....was rubbish....got caught and arrested before a GCSE exam.....got bailed....cautioned.....and back on the straight and narrow.

Crime doesn't pay kids :fist:

And handled by blokes who probably didn't wash their hands after holding their cheesy nobs taking a piss :nono:

I've stolen money before and a bunch of stuff from supermarkets, never anything expensive though

:joker: :skull:

Can’t wait for the phone call to say you’ve been arrested for stealing a kitkat chunky