Dad slowly reveals his big lottery win to his sons
 

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Me when I win

How do you say "oh my god" in Norwegian?

the only words i understood were omg and ****

That's ten year old.

Mate of mine's mum won over £1m on th'lotto, I didn't believe him until he started buying us all champagne all night. She gave him quite a bit of it and he'd spent it by the time he finished Uni :joker:. Used to get us hotel suites for the night on nights out if he couldn't be arsed getting a taxi home :umm2:.

He's in a decent paying career though so I don't feel too bad for him.

I dream of being able to do that....

Hi
 

A friend of mine's mom won over £1 million in the lottery. I didn’t believe it until he started buying champagne for everyone all night. She gave him a substantial amount, and by the time he finished university, he had spent most of it. He would even book us hotel suites for the night out when he didn’t feel like taking a taxi home.

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