(For the blokes) would you rather be ...
 

6”3 with a squeaky tenor voice and next to no facial hair or 5”9 with a beautifully well-developed beard and bass voice?

...feels forum exclusion...

First one

Neither, as I'm already tall enough and have a relatively deep voice.

That’s not wot he is asking

I’m 6ft 8 with a full beard and it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be! :joker:

Would love a deeper bass to my voice and I’d like bigger hands. Always had dainty hands (“artists hands” I guess).

I got small hands and have never had a problem with them

I can’t stand full beards so would take a squeaky voice

Plus it ain’t done David beckham no harm

I already am 6ft 1 with a beard and a deep voice. I'm good :laugh:
Though I wouldn't mind bigger hands. Not that they're small but for the body type I have I would like to have bigger ones. But really it's nitpicking.

how big are their blackpool rocks?

:suspect: