*gets diagnosed with covid once*
 

Sounds like she's been listening to a lot of Beth Orton.

*confronts boris johnson*

*waiting outside for covid jab*

:joker:

Telling the grandkids in 40 years time about the hardship we endured in 2020

"how do you think you caught covid?"

...these should be in a time capsule so that history knows the truth...

me after getting arrested mid-Grindr hookup in a tier 4 area

...the judge telling you that he’ll wait faithfully for your Grindr ban to end...

"when can I get the vaccine?"

...what happened to the birds that the vaccine was tested on...?...

...yeah I’m really bad at this but it’s fun and I’m bored...

*the show must go on, even in times of corona*

pushing an 85yo woman out of the queue for the vaccine

...when that 85yr old darling comes right back and floors you with a sucker punch to the head...

Fetch the bolt cutters

:eyes:

when I see kids without masks on

...when Boris locks down the schools again and I have the kids home all day...

seeing Ammi reusing the song that's literally in the OP

...:laugh:..when I ask, will this ever end, will it be this bleak, stark, grey, desolate winter of COVID forever...

me when i’m caught snogging the local supermarket guy breaking covid rules

...me when I feel conflicted between rule breaking stuff and Samm’s secret supermarket one true love-ness...

when i get a continuous cough and I know Rona has me