My little fat pet parrot died today.
 

I'm very sad to say polly is no more, but hey ho, it's another weight of my shoulders.:shrug:

that's a cracker

rip polly

Aww So how old was your overfed fat parrot ? Did you have him/her very long Alf.

It wasn't over fed..

It was over feathered.

And she was 13..and I'm not alf.

Off both shoulders?

Maybe wait a few beaks and get a new one?

I've only got one shoulder...

Old war wound.

What?

Oh sorry Parmy i didn't mean to upset you ~ i love birds , what was she a grey?

I am also really very sorry you've lost her .

I'm fine, just miss the smell tbh.

Wore perfume, did it?

It?

I didn't want to assume gender, that can get you in a lot of trouble with the angry mob, these day.

"It" covers all bases.

Her name was polly, alf, and yes she did actually.

She also strutted about with a long slender cigarette, in a long black sleek looking cigarette holder never to far from her gnarly beak.

I wanted to dye her wings black for the fur coat look but I resisted the temptation.

:laugh: