Sexy
 

He needs a good wash and a shave.

And Scott's just the man to give it to him :smug:

Is that Aaron Taylor Johnson

...:laugh:...read this and weep, Gorka...

Not to agree with Alf ever but... I mean he does literally need a wash, I did not see a shower in the fire tower he was squatting in, he just rides about on a motorbike killing zombies all day and then sleeps in his clothes. Like he must actually ****ing stink :umm2:.

I did like the character though. He's a bit whiney for the first half of the game but honestly, never before has anyone been so laid-back about a zombie apocalypse.

He also casually lobs about jars of ****ing NAPALM, with absolutely no ability or training in handling dangerous substances. That's hardcore. Like he will definitely burn himself to death by accident one day.

he reminds me of a young Gary Glitter around the eyes

It's Sam Witwer, he actually looks generally more like him in-game than the OP screenshot :think:

https://i.imgur.com/vRxqoPq.png

https://i.imgur.com/QCxhWox.png

Still needs a wash, he looks like he would smell of petrol and ballsack.

Maybe that's the appeal :shrug:

One of the things I did like about this game, was that I rarely used fast-travel... simply because hooning around on the motorbike was more fun. Once it's upgraded a bit anyway. It handles like a hotdog on wheels at first.

But since you're playing so far post-release and all patched up, you'll never know the joy of hitting an invisible rock at 90mph after the texture pops in at the last second right in front of your wheel :flutter:. Wheeeeeeee.

Shame really, it got slammed in a few reviews for bugs like that (there were various...) BUT they actually patched it up pretty quickly, it was totally fine by about 10 days post-release.

Let me, I'll do anything if you just let me
Find away to make you explore
I know you wanna break down those walls

And it's so challenging
Getting close to you is what I'm imagining
I just wanna see you get down
You gotta let it all out
Oh baby, won't you just

Work It a little
Get hot just a little
Meet me in the middle
Let go, just a little bit more
Gimmie just a little bit more

Tell him that Aveeno Active Naturals is very good for eczema

Boozer is kinda hot as well i’ve decided

Ffs come on, Boozer is bordering on being an actual tramp.

You'll be lusting after Iron Mike next.

Killed my first horde today :devil:

It was the one near the nero checkpoint at the college campus you go to with

Is that like one of the bigger or smaller ones? Coz ik they vary in size

Eeeee never

The is kinda hot though in a weird arrogant stoner way idk

And skizzo is hot actually but he’s trash!

Hmmm there are loads so I don't remember, but I know all of the biggest hordes are in the Highway 97 section, though the actual biggest is the Sawmill horde that you see as part of the main storyline.

The "small" hordes tend to be the ones living in various caves, they're easy to take out by the end really... Go in the daytime when they're all clustered in the cave, sneak in and lob a napalm into the cluster, run back out and then throw another napalm at the cave entrance as they start to come running out. That usually only leaves a couple of stragglers to mop up.

Ik there’s a horde near hot springs in a cave that you need to get through to find one of the nero research sites but i thought i was too under-levelled to take it on before i went to crater lake and now i can’t get back there coz i’m locked out of everything oop north :shame:

Not really a story spoiler and probably obvious.

Have you done the storyline mission that involves going into some random mine? Then you complete the mission but if you take a wrong turn on the way out... :umm2:... I was just wandering about trying to find the exit of the mines and "heard noises", used the listening x-ray ability and there was a MASSIVE ****ing horde right above my head through a little hatch! And they heard me and started shifting and dropping down! In this tiny cramped cave mineshaft system. I spun round and legged it out of there so fast, properly **** myself, its the only time in my LIFE that I've literally screamed playing a game.

It was so satisfying going back later and setting up a load of proximity explosives then luring them out :flutter: