Tell us your dull and unexciting news
 

i will start

i was on a bus today.

I'm currently watching a sitcom from the 1960s called "All gas and gaiters"

I'm eating noodles and watching the snow to see if it's going to get any worse

...I decided to be outrageous and didn’t put milk on my cereal...I’m eating them straight out of the bowl with my fingers right now...(...I haven’t just woken up, I’m just having a late breakfast...)...

I'm eating an apple right now as I type this

i'm not eating an apple as i type this

...what species of apples are you eating or not eating...?...I’m a Pink Lady fan...:love:...

...the apple has taken control and is typing it...?...you should have eaten that little devil...

Pink lady for me too :love:

I might have an apple later

I just did my weekly shop.

I just had a long conversation with s lady who is refusing the vaccine and thinks it's a con

you should have made a scanning motion toward her with your mobile phone, that would have ended the conversation quickly :laugh:

It's rude to speak with your mouth full.

I now want a ****ing apple and we have none. Done with this thread.

My computer mouse broke down in the middle of an important Zoom meeting this morning while I was displaying an amazing showstopping never the same Powerpoint presentation. I obviously swore like a sailor with my mic on :laugh:

And I also ate an apple without peeling it because I'm a bad boy :laugh: