What is the most disturbing thing you saw in a school lesson?
 

Pictures of the Holocaust were bad.

Our physics teachers ass crack as he bent over a desk.

Fraser Crow tattooing around his nipple " suck that"

he did the c back to front

i guy having a wank in class while focussed on the very young female french teacher

did she catch you?

it wasn't me :fist:

Was funny, we used to have fights trying to avoid getting the desk in front of him. Nobody wanted that

Old mrs woods, my history teacher.

She used to teach us the history of why years are numbered as bc, or ad.

Unfortunatly she had hairy legs and a wicked duster.

A girl getting a staple fired at her , she was blinded in one eye . It was very shocking at 11 yrs old for the whole class , do not fire staples at anyone ever.

A kid got expelled from my high-school for jizzing all over people's school bags under the table in Chemistry. True story. I knew his older sister. It was actually the only full expulsion from my entire time at school... though the younger brother of ANOTHER friend was very close to being expelled for coming back to school high as a kite after lunch and puking his guts up all over the main stairs. His parents refused to have him drug tested so the school couldn't prove it - they argued that he had food poisoning.

The whole school, teachers included, knew it was weed. Heh.

I remember a science teacher telling us a story about liquid nitrogen, where scientists put a monkeys arm in some .... still traumatised. :(

Jesus that made me cringe :shocked::bawling:

There was also an incident when a guy, trying to be funny, snorted a line of crushed [some chemical or other] in science class and got a nosebleed like I have never seen, instantly. SO much blood everywhere. At the time the class found it absolutely hilarious, and he was back at school a couple of days later, but he had to go off in an ambulance when the bleeding wouldn’t stop so in hindsight... it could easily have ended very differently with a class of kids about to witness an accidental suicide :umm2:.

the number of things i did as a kid without a care in the world :laugh:

I remember once getting a screwdriver out to investigate how the record player worked, hit a live wire and was thrown several feet across the room from the electric shock .... crazy ****er :laugh:

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few things actually what was disturbing at my school

1) some guy having threatened a girl with a knife during cooking class

idk specific details, but that is what i heard when i asked why she was kinda stressed out when sent to same empty room where i was studying

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2) maybe i deserved it, but i was making fun of one of my classmates who had a crush at our teacher, so he slammed a bulkhead (which were between our desks) at me, nearly hitting my head

We were dicking about on the desks waiting for a lesson to begin and one girl fell awkwardly off the desk and dislocated her knee - her knee cap was virtually on the back of her leg. It was the worst injury I had (and still have) ever seen and to this day if anyone mentions knee injuries it makes me go weak.

The ambulance came and she finally stopped screaming when they gave her gas and air. I remember as they were wheeling her out to the ambulance, she took the mask off and looked at me and said "I feel like such a dick", I tried to make her laugh and said "you look like a dick too" and got hauled into the Head of Year's office for being cruel and swearing in front of visitors.

At least it was a valid curiosity. When I was about 8 or 9, on complete random impulse, I snipped through the wire of the lamp in my room for giggles. I have no idea how I got away with that one - there was a massive blue spark and it actually made a hole in the metal of the scissors but I didn't actually get a shock. They were full metal scissors too, no plastic handle. I assume my feet were insulated or something :umm2:.

In college during biology class at 8am on a Saturday morning and we all went out the night before and got wasted. Didn't get to sleep for one minute as we went straight from the club to college.
Unfortunately for that one girl, the practical lesson was about dissecting a frog and she vomited on the desk when the teacher brought the frogs to work on.
The smell was horrible, we were all hungover and all felt sick looking at her throwing up everywhere. Insane but we laughed so much and made good memories.

Someone threw up in one of the desk sinks in science class once and it was revolting, god knows what they ate or drank, but remember those sachets of powder you could stick in the bath and the water would turn to a sort of jelly like substance? It genuinely looked like that and was bright ****ing green, to this day I’m still not entirely convinced that they weren’t part alien

During a fire drill once one of the deputy heads had a rather prominent boner. He was more of an "office DH" and only taught a couple of times a week so if it weren't for the drill he might have gotten away with it, but he was addressing the school (we had to congregate on the sports court, senor staff were overlooking us from the grass bank) and hiding it behind the wire of his microphone thing.

Gosh, some of my idiot friends used to snort pencil sharpenings, eraser flakes, that graphite powder you get somethings if you scribble a pencil hard...

One of them went on to do supply teaching, and covered in the school I work at just the other day, funnily enough. Gives you real faith in the system doesn't it :hehe:

People snorted pixy sticks in my school, lord knows why

what's a pixy stick?

We had a paedo PE teacher who put a porn film on when he was standing in for a teacher during a science lesson, not sure if he chose the wrong file or he did it on purpose

Those big straw/tube things full of sherbert which were essentially 98% sugar

You called those "Pixi sticks" ? , We just called them sherbet straws.