Nappy debate.
 

Do you use disposable nappies?

They take 500 years to disintegrate once dumped in the earth.

Re usable ones can be washed repeatedly.

No. I use the toilet.

4 fully grown trees are needed to keep one child in nappies for its duration.

Yes Parmy
Make it Law - All have to change

Our first was a clothbum and we intended the same with the 2nd but we got lazy after like a week and switched to disposable :hehe:. See it's all well and good keeping on top of that **** (literally) when the little cherub is your only focus. Easy peasy! But when you have multiple kids... :worry: who has the time, space or energy for washing and drying 10 cloth nappies every day?

OK TS add a £1
Special Tax on every pack



I think all rubbish like that should be Burnt
with special Filter chimney

I used disposables, what a minging job washing nappies would be :yuk: I'll replant 2 trees to atone for my sins

Not my prallem any more I don't have to deal with stinky small children.

when the nappy does not hold and you get blowback all the way up the back

:rolleyes:

Right €2 on every pack you buy
Green Special Tax

Not my prallem anymore either :fan:

It's not too bad when they're just on milk you just soak them and rinse them through a couple of times before you chuck them in the wash.

... ... .. when they start on the solids things start to get a bit more interesting :joker:. We had a dedicated "poop spatula" in the bathroom.

An especially powerful shart can fire it all the way out at the neck.

Of Course

But a New Green Tax is the only way

and 20 odd years later you are still paying for the vile little brats

"dad i need a new toaster, kettle, rug and coffee table for my uni flat"

:oh:

Until the Grandchildren come along...:laugh:

:laugh:

Is the poop spatula a new moderating tool?

Yes, the Green Tax will be £5
or €10 add on by then

Nappies ain't being taxed, it was fake nooz

Yes but they are saying they soon will be.




In Todays Newspapers

Yeah always use disposable. For some reason I just find reusuable ones rather grim

A New Green Tax on the Way.



Better to Burn them all.

That has only happened once for each of mine. It seems like all babies experience this intense explosion at some point in their lives and it's honestly one of the biggest gag inducing experiences ever I feel like saying I'm a celebrity get me out of here :joker: