You are 1 thing. WHAT WOULD IT BE.
 

Goodness me, that a hard one.:hehe:

Top 5 things you would be is the question, but if you could be 1 thing 5 times is also acceptable.:blush:

Or 1 thing 5 times, I'm not fussed.

@keepinghumouronTIBB


5 thongs, er things.. yes things..

5 things.
As a kid I always liked sticking my head out the family car as it headed down a motorway to go on holiday...so the front if a train is one...Yes, I admit it, I would like to be the front of a train, flies n all.

2 is easy, 2 is the amount of friends and people that could have filled the top 20 places.

3 it's tough now without wanting to spend my days in gemma Collins over used ski pants crotch...so I will have that as my 1 thing 5 times.

3..hmm..I would be an internet spell checker, and be a proper twat about it as well.

4, a woman, just to see what's it like, for ease of sex.

5. A smiley, I would love to be a smiley on TIBB, paid by the post. Sitting burst at my mirror, weeping as I put the fake haha smiley. Yet somehow revelling in the ease of the cheer 2.

Mt thing x 4 thing would be to stop people buying fast fashion...love clothes but everyone has a wardrobe of stuff they never wear

X1 the smiley thing :laugh: borrowed from Parm

I would be :devil:

Some people have a wardrobe of stuff they should never wear..

If I had tourette's I would be spitting, "skinny Jean *****" tight baws dropping off chicken drums"


But ive not got the only disease I want.

So forget all that