Alright Dickweeds?
 

Happy New Year!

That was a blinding Christmas, weren't it?

Back to reality now I suppose?

I've had my heating on for an hour and a half and I'm still freezing..

I don't know whether I'm being conned or if my radiators need bleeding, what you think?

You need your own oil filled Radiator
that you plug into a mains extension cable
and you can move to the place you need it.


Example of a good one
https://media.4rgos.it/i/Argos/41540...lt=50&fmt=webp

£160 at Argos.

Are you on the knocker again, Arista?

Not today thanks!

Closes door in face, politely.

I learnt the term "on the knocker" from Only fools and Horses.

Only Fools and horses was my only source of education. It's done me OK so far

Its the best way to keep warm


Even Lidl and Aldi sell them.

One on Amazon
just £79

https://www.amazon.co.uk/VonHaus-Rad...62&sr=8-3&th=1

If this Covid thing carries on I can see myself having a fire in my house to keep warm.

Communism has arrived.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/VonHaus-Rad...62&sr=8-3&th=1

This one has a remote control

£79

For you alf.

https://youtu.be/JjBvRURtc-Q


Happy new year

Also, search YouTube for the knockers.

Tried it. Just brings up large breasted ladies.

I don't know what it is, all I know is it's on for a hour and half and I ain't got time for that in the early hours of a Sunday morning.

If you can sell it to me as a good watch then I'll take a scan, sometime.

Alf on Ch4HDnews
Showed the March in Paris
Thousands against New Rules

No Vax - No Cafe.


You used to do
Good threads on that


Vaccine Passports is the way to go now.

In Italy and Germany
you must have the Vaccine


Good on Ch4HDnews today keeping us up to date.

I went to pub today. First time in a pub since Covid began.

I lost my baccie and I'm fairly sure some money, although maybe I drank that away, but I definitely lost my baccie. I'm now smoking months old tobacco of my knocking up board. I haven't done that in years, but they were great days!

You came on all energetic......

I was providing a service...I'm already half way through it, so **** you.

7An hour and half of a Sunday morning?

Here's something more practical and time friendly at these times.

Now get on your feet and dance along.

Got no heating on...perks of living in the South Alf

Happy New Year

iv turned my heating offf at the mo as its so mild no need for it apart from i stick the living room on very low at night till i go to bed

no daytime temps below 5 C for the next 2 weeks according to the forecast

:joker::joker::joker:Alf you are naughty :joker::wavey:

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net...kw&oe=620C50C1



Alf me old Mukka

Back in 2009

A Full Meal for £1

By the then AsdaWalmart UK store.

Then back in Early 1976

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net...Zw&oe=620B0649

i had that poster on my wall in my youth :laugh:

Nothing wrong with that