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glib 28-01-2022 03:53 PM

The aesthetically different duckling
 
AN aesthetically different duckling is excluded by his community, who subject him to a series of microaggressions based solely on his cosmetically challenged identity.

With such oppression causing the duckling to suffer anxiety and confidence issues, he resorts to isolating himself.

He later self-identifies as a swan, and empowers himself by affirming his rights and identity beyond the standardised confines of traditional farmyard role stereotypes — and lives happily ever after.

https://www-thesun-co-uk.cdn.ampproj...trip=all&w=720

:joker: Reading these I cried for ten min straight :joker:

Enjoy The Sun’s politically correct retelling of classic fairytales here:
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.t...make-over/amp/

glib 29-01-2022 02:28 PM

The Vertically Challenged Good Wolf
 
A GENDER-fluid wolf attempts to establish a cohabiting relationship with a bi-curious senior person.

But the senior person’s millennial granddaughter refuses to accept the challenge to her heteronormative reality and when confronted by the cross-dressing wolf, she resorts to expressing herself with transphobic violence.

The wolf is killed, but as a result of a victim-blaming narrative, the millennial is offered counselling instead of a custodial sentence.

https://www-thesun-co-uk.cdn.ampproj...trip=all&w=960

Beso 29-01-2022 02:55 PM

What happened sleepy beauty?

glib 29-01-2022 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 11133061)
What happened sleepy beauty?

She is wiped from history.

Beso 29-01-2022 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glib (Post 11133090)
She is wiped from history.

Just the bbc, or all channels?

glib 29-01-2022 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by parmnion (Post 11133093)
Just the bbc, or all channels?

Just the BBC
ITV have now taken the reigns - retitling the classic fairytale ‘dormant aesthetically unchallenged womyn’

Beso 29-01-2022 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by glib (Post 11133095)
Just the BBC
ITV have now taken the reigns - retitling the classic fairytale ‘dormant aesthetically unchallenged womyn’

I've seen it.
I dont want to ruin the plot, but.


Basically it has a hidden story, you get tarrantino like flashbacks at the end as prince charming bursts into the room to awaken his love.

The flashbacks show his journey to awaken her, ends up he thought it was another bloke that had been bewitched.

Good film though, bbc missed a trick there.

Vicky. 30-01-2022 09:11 AM

Modern day fairy tales :D

Sleeping beauty was declared problematic ages ago

Livia 02-02-2022 11:14 AM

Sleeping Beauty is problematic? Meanwhile, back in the real world, attacks on women are higher than ever with even the law-keepers joining in, Millions of females worldwide suffer FGM every year and/or are married to grown men while they're still children. Every kid has the key to a WHOLE WORLD of porn, indeed, any kind of perversion is catered for and sexual assaults on girls in schools are widespread and have become accepted. We have TV shows where laid-back, edgy people (in their own mind) pour scorn on old TV programmes "I can't BELIEVE they got away with that in the 80s!" in a world where 'Naked Attraction' is on mainstream TV.

I think we've got to stop sweating the small stuff.

Cherie 03-02-2022 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Livia (Post 11134269)
Sleeping Beauty is problematic? Meanwhile, back in the real world, attacks on women are higher than ever with even the law-keepers joining in, Millions of females worldwide suffer FGM every year and/or are married to grown men while they're still children. Every kid has the key to a WHOLE WORLD of porn, indeed, any kind of perversion is catered for and sexual assaults on girls in schools are widespread and have become accepted. We have TV shows where laid-back, edgy people (in their own mind) pour scorn on old TV programmes "I can't BELIEVE they got away with that in the 80s!" in a world where 'Naked Attraction' is on mainstream TV.

I think we've got to stop sweating the small stuff.

:clap1:

thesheriff443 03-02-2022 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 11134269)
Sleeping Beauty is problematic? Meanwhile, back in the real world, attacks on women are higher than ever with even the law-keepers joining in, Millions of females worldwide suffer FGM every year and/or are married to grown men while they're still children. Every kid has the key to a WHOLE WORLD of porn, indeed, any kind of perversion is catered for and sexual assaults on girls in schools are widespread and have become accepted. We have TV shows where laid-back, edgy people (in their own mind) pour scorn on old TV programmes "I can't BELIEVE they got away with that in the 80s!" in a world where 'Naked Attraction' is on mainstream TV.

I think we've got to stop sweating the small stuff.

Great post

But I will add naked attraction actually rarely leads to sex but does actually show real people naked .

Vicky. 05-02-2022 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 11134269)
Sleeping Beauty is problematic? Meanwhile, back in the real world, attacks on women are higher than ever with even the law-keepers joining in, Millions of females worldwide suffer FGM every year and/or are married to grown men while they're still children. Every kid has the key to a WHOLE WORLD of porn, indeed, any kind of perversion is catered for and sexual assaults on girls in schools are widespread and have become accepted. We have TV shows where laid-back, edgy people (in their own mind) pour scorn on old TV programmes "I can't BELIEVE they got away with that in the 80s!" in a world where 'Naked Attraction' is on mainstream TV.

I think we've got to stop sweating the small stuff.

Apparently. She didnt give consent to be kissed as she was asleep.

Rest of the post, spot on. Its depressing as hell.


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