The spark is here
 

I've got the electric man here today to sort my electrics out. He's gonna turn my electricity off for hours so that's me with no Internet, no telly and no kettle.

This is a dark day.

That's it, he's turned it off. I'm now on my mobile data.

I can’t sit here all day with no electricity, I'm gonna go up town to pass the time away.

Do you think it's safe for me to leave him in my house for a few hours while I go out? Do you think he'll have a root around my belongings?

with luck it should be back on in time for the power cut tomorrow

He's here tomorrow as well.

You can't get 5 minutes peace in this house

Make sure he truns it back on after he gone and check everything is working

He might eat your food :bawling:

And wee in your bed :fist::fist:

Exactly my thinking.

I could come back and he's polished of my kit kats.

Yes that will be gone hard to proof he eating it

tell him if he touches any of your stuff

you will blow a fuse

Set up some cameras before you leave

I see some holes in that plan

I'm pretty sure electricians turn the power back ON when they're finished . I've never had a problem .

Unless this one is a cowboy .

Well he is called Bronco and did arrive by horse and he's put spur marks all over my stairs.

Sympathy, Alf..... My power went off last night from about 7pm due to the storm. Surprised it was on this morning tbh...

Sounds like a builder I know...

Make him wear shoe covers and gloves.

And mask :fist:

I've just caught him outside having a cig. I told him to get out of the cold and have a smoke inside. I'm a smoker myself and not bothered about anyone smoking.

As I'm typing this the electricity has just come back on, I hope it's staying on, I've only got 12% left on my battery.

Oh, that's very unprofessional, tv engineers would never!!

Thought this was the name of a new Bucks Fizz song

How you doing alf

He's still here.

He needs to start thinking about calling it a day, I'm gasping for a cuppa.

He's gone. He's only gone and left me with no Internet, the arse hole. Everything else is on.

He's back tomorrow and he'll be getting a telling.

Just as I thought

How has he left you with no internet?

Surely if everything else is on that should be? Did he tell you he was leaving you without?

Wouldn't be making him a brew tomorrow :laugh: Teach him a lesson