A MUM has married her cat — to stop landlords forcing her to give up the pet
 

[A MUM has married her cat — to stop landlords forcing
her to give up the pet.
Deborah Hodge, 49, tied the knot with
India in a park ceremony presided
over by a legally ordained pal.]


[The single mum was decked
out in a tuxedo,
with India in gold lamé, meowing through the vows.
Deborah claimed landlords over the years
forced her to rehome two huskies
and a cat — and she was desperate
to avoid a repeat.
She said: “I can’t be without India. She is truly
a sensation, she is so friendly and amazing.
She is fundamentally the most important
thing in my life after my children.”

Deborah lost her job as a coach last month
and fears she may be evicted from her
home in Sidcup, South East London.]

Love for her Pet.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/183603...ords-evicting/

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Did the cat agree to the marriage or is it a forced marriage?

What happens if the cat wants to divorce or cheat on her?

Of course
or the Pet goes away.


That Cat
can have someone on the side
no problem

the cats expression is priceless

"Get meowed of here!"

It sounds to me like she's having a mental breakdown after losing her job. She probably needs medical help rather than an article in the rags celebrating and cheering on her craziness.

im not making the first "pussy" joke

No
she has Kept her Cat, safe

Love her.

:laugh:

:idc:

I wonder if this will be a pawsitive relationship or will it end in Cat-astrophe?

It’s a bit odd this really I mean her cat is now surely her next of kin? That’s gonna be a bit odd when you have to fill out forms and stuff? Also if they divorce would she be entitled to half the litter tray like there’s so many questions that need explaining?

:joker:

That thought a out that before they wrote up the documents. There's a claws in the contract.

Shes probably into beastiality, is it a labour run council that have approved this lame excuse?

Hopefully if they have a falling out it wont end up with a divorce

They can just hiss and makeup

:fc:

So that cat is now the kids step dad, have fun tomorrow at school.

Your mums that fat she......


Yeah well, your mums ****ing a cat ya ginger ****.

It sounds like she's a Zoophile to me.

I hope that I'm wrong though.

I understand her wanting to keep the cat, but this is taking the puss!

:laugh:

Are you saying to me that the only way to keep a cat safe is to marry it?

What the hell was she coaching.

I hope the cat signed a prenup, i dont see this marriage ending well.