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Cherie 25-05-2022 10:37 AM

Sheep sentenced to 3 years in jail for killing a woman
 
A sheep has been sentenced to three years in jail after it was found guilty of killing a woman.

The ram was arrested by police in South Sudan earlier this month after attacking Adhieu Chaping, who later died of her injuries.

Police chief Major Elijah Mabor said: "The ram attacked by hitting her ribs and the old women died immediately. So this is what happened in Rumbek East in a place called Akuel Yoi.

"Our role as police is to provide safety and separate fights. The ram was apprehended and currently under custody at a Police Station of Maleng Agok Payam."

Major Mabor also explained why the ram has been punished for the crime rather than its owner.

He said: "The owner is innocent and the ram is the one who perpetrated the crime so it deserves to be arrested then later on the case shall be forwarded to customary court where the case can be handled amicably."

The animal will now spend the next three years in a military camp in Aduel County headquarters in Sudan's Lakes State.


He was sheepish so got a reduced sentence I guess

Oliver_W 25-05-2022 10:43 AM

If he escapes, it'll give "on the lam" a whole new meaning.

LeatherTrumpet 25-05-2022 10:53 AM

ewe avin a laugh?

Cherie 25-05-2022 12:50 PM

At least he s behind Baaa rs now

bitontheslide 25-05-2022 01:03 PM

i'm betting he is destined for the chops

Niamh. 25-05-2022 01:11 PM

That lady's family should sue him, they'd fleece him

parmnion 25-05-2022 01:29 PM

Sounds like a right rammy.

Alf 25-05-2022 01:51 PM

I don't believe it was South Sudan I reckon it was Wales. You can't pull the wool over my eyes Cherie

Oliver_W 25-05-2022 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Alf (Post 11169434)
I don't believe it was South Sudan I reckon it was Wales.

It's possible, sheep do have marital rights in Wales, so maybe they have jail equality.

The Slim Reaper 25-05-2022 02:42 PM

Heard it was a case of mistaken identity. Apparently it was mutton dressed as lamb.

Oliver_W 25-05-2022 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper (Post 11169468)
Heard it was a case of mistaken identity. Apparently it was mutton dressed as lamb.

Would have been funnier if you said "wolf in sheep's clothing"

Zizu 25-05-2022 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oliver_W (Post 11169492)
Would have been funnier if you said "wolf in sheep's clothing"


Mmmm

Both equally funny ( and witty)


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LeatherTrumpet 25-05-2022 04:25 PM

No doubt someone grassed the sheep up?

Zizu 25-05-2022 04:33 PM

It was original a death sentence but they did a ewe-turn ..


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Dogeatdog 25-05-2022 04:41 PM

Someone’s been a baaaad sheep.

Cherie 25-05-2022 05:22 PM

the seriousness of his situation will have been rammed home now

Mystic Mock 25-05-2022 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 11169383)
ewe avin a laugh?

It's satire surely?:joker:

Zizu 25-05-2022 07:04 PM

It’s a LAMentable situation


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parmnion 25-05-2022 07:19 PM

Can you all stop misgendering this poor ram.

Calderyon 25-05-2022 07:36 PM

What a sheep way to go.

Calderyon 25-05-2022 07:39 PM

Ram slam.


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