Why do I never receive offensive and insulting PM's?
 

I feel like I work harder than most at irritating the **** out of everyone but PM's I get are always lovely! What am I doing wrong and how can I increase my rate of hatemail?

the main protagonist has been locked up in the tower indefinitely, so I think you will have to go some to get what you want

Apparently you need to be an absolutely lovely forum user who's unironically a ray of sunshine, who does everything possible to make the forum a cheerful place full of games and fun :fist:

Dear Toy Soldier.

Trust me. You do not want pms of the nature that I have had directed at me. The mods were appalled. It shouldn't have taken so long.

I'm glad you acknowledge it.

Mods, this thread serves no purpose I request a closure.

No. No closure. We should be allowed to discuss.

Not when a thread is posted to deliberately inflame.

It's attention seeking of the highest order.

It will only end one way.

I shall let you children carry on and bow out

I don't think it was posted with that intention though Thomas. Its Toy Soldiers humour.

It really shouldn’t have taken so long. And the thing is I’m not even sure if anyone was truly appalled. I think it had just gotten to a stage where it couldn’t be ignores any longer.

You’ve obviously never been on the receiving end of a semi-literate tirade of senseless abuse from good-ol. m’21. And you want to count your lucky stars on that note because one thing it definitely isn’t is fun to read or experience. Especially when you know the moderators have had unusual form for enabling his behaviour and handing him no more than 3-week-bans at a time.

If you say you fancy Tom Daley though that will do enough damage. I was permanently banned for that years a go.

They had this psycho mod on here at the time, his name slips me...iceman I think. Right lunatic he was. He probably had a voodoo doll in his bedroom of me and would pin it every time I posted.

I was not fond of Iceman. He held personal grudges. He compared three of us to the KKK.

I think we need a 6 week trial to get to the bottom of this

From what I remember Iceman was a safe guy (and a mutual Eminem stanner). And from what I’ve seen of you so far (I’ve heard bits about you and even got accused of being you at one point in the earliest days when I trolled the heck out of this place for fun) I’m not surprised he wasn’t your number-one fan. It’s not like you don’t come across as annoyingly-condescending at times.

Blimmmmeyyyyy o rilllyyyyyy.

Doesn't surprise me. He was a fruit cake. :joker:

(I might have to take back that personal affirmation of him being a sound guy if he likened members to the Ku-Klux Klan just for fun. That’s a serious low.)

Excuse me, rude little twerp.

Toy soldier wins the award for condescendingness

You should be flattered people thought you were me.

I get it all the time. I'm fabulous and made this place what it is.

Clearly then he had a lot of volatile and inappropriate baggage. But it’s a little bit rich for you of all people to call someone else a fruit cake at the implied exclusion of your own issues. You ain’t-half a joker and not for amiable/concerting reasons:

Kate I am an insatiable gossip and incredibly nosy - this is like torture to me - I want to know what happened so badly...

:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

We all have issues, that's life. Some just aren't as privy to disclosing them.

I have nothing to hide with the issues I have gone through in life, it makes you stronger.

I mean if there's a profile icon for that I'll take it...

Kelly Clarkson....what doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

:laugh:

She's a badass.