I'm disappointed in you Kate.
 

I thought I would be bumming alfs backdoors in by now in a tibb xmas panto.:fist:

I'm sorry Parmy. I never even thought of it this year. I tried last year and couldn't get any inspiration. Maybe Easter?

Kevin the carrot woke up one day, all ginger and flakey. Still firmly stuck to Glenns face.
Santa wasn't happy, Santa had a letter for meghan, and Rudolph, with his funny looking nose was ready and waiting for it to be delivered.

So kevin gave himself a final thrust and wearily jumped off from Glenn's face to mount rudolph the droopy nosed twat, to go forth and deliver santas message to meghan.

:joker: this sounds rather pervy for a panto.

LT :laugh3: you are hilarious

you have to play the whistle Kate

Type it in the style of drag queen hour.

It should read glenn the snowman

Dont diss it kevin...you get to enter the nutcracker suite up at the man shun later.