Male members.
 

If your penis and testicles wernt working, or got sliced off, and you were offered a complete transplant of someones elses cock n balls. Would you say yes?

Yes

I just asked my OH. He's not keen on the idea, but I would be happy if Tom Hardy was the donor.

Well some times fact is stranger than fiction

There is a true story of two friends one had a massive cock
And they agreed that if any thing happens to the guy with the big cock the other guy would get it

Big cock guy was killed and his friend has his cock transplanted

Why not have Tom hardy completely

Iv already donated mine to medical science

I now just have a small curtain and a plastic tap

At least they will get a chance to use their powerful microscope

they borowed the one i had in the toilet

You must have a big toilet to keep that machine in .

Without knowing who's it was, or more importantly, where it's been!

once you have rinsed it under the tap it would be fine

You could take a power hose to it and I still wouldnt want it.

Nobody can be as handsome as my little Cecil.

We have an agreement, if I meet Tom Hardy I've got a free pass. And if he meets Kacey Musgraves he's got a free pass.

I find having a good imagination is both a blessing and a curse.

Now that image will stay with me for a long time ….


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Kacey Musgraves is gorgeous .. also not as sugar-sweet as she appears apparently ..


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I never had you down as being on the swingers scene.

Yes but I doubt they’d be able to find a replacement cock big enough that’s matches my beautiful pale skin tone.

Oh yeah! I went to one of those parties where you throw your keys in a bowl and someone else picks them out. I don't know who got my moped but I drove that Peugeot for years.

:joker::joker:Oh er,never thought of that,now let me think :think::blush:

That story happened?:shocked:

They’d have to be as big as mine.

Nah why would I downsize?

Would you have mine?