Marrying Woman Who Doesn’t Eat Her Pizza Crusts Best Decision Man Ever Made
 

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Bantry, Ireland—Expressing overwhelming gratitude for his
partner, local man Fergus Hagerty told reporters
Monday that marrying his wife Siofra Hagerty, a
woman who doesn’t eat her pizza crusts, was the best
decision he ever made. “It’s basically double the
crusts, or kind of infinity crusts when you think about
how much more pizza in our lifetime we still have left
to eat,” said Dorfman, who shuddered with dread as
he speculated what would have become of his life if
he had never met the woman who left the discarded
crusts piled on the edge of her plate every time the
couple ordered pizza approximately two to three
times a month. “Yep, I pretty much won the jackpot
with this one. Sometimes I even dip them in ranch
dressing. Otherwise, we fight constantly and it’s
pretty much a loveless marriage, but I can’t get
enough of these crusts!” At press time, Dorfman
added that if the couple ever had a kid, hopefully the
child wouldn’t like to eat their pizza crusts either.

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I saw a cooking / baking program a while back and the guy explained that the crust on Cornish pasties and pizza were simply ‘handles’ and were never intended to be eaten … just discarded afterwards


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:oh:

Bantry is a beautiful spot though :love:

I used to hoover up all the kids pizza crusts

yum

i dislike thick crust pizza intensely

Pizza crust is my dog's weakness... He gets mine.

This is why i stay away from girls with curly pubes

That's interesting.

The handles on both are delicious.:dance:

Well the Cornish pasties were originally made by the wives of the Cornish miners .. the crusts were just handles and were thrown away after the main part of the pastie was eaten … presumably scavenged by rats ..


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Oh you're probably right, Rats do love to scavenge.

:joker:


crusts are the best, dipped in that little pot of sauce Dominos send that none of mine will touch