3 celebrities stabbed in Romford.
 

Sorry, you don't need to be concerned, my mistake, it wasn't celebrities, it was just 3 teenagers.

I thought the eastender cast had taken a hit lol dont scare me like that.

:joker:

Title needs changing.

Alf really did get bladdered on his birthday

+1

Happens to often these days that the story is merely a 1 minute news filler....had it been a celebrity however, well. I guess ukraine wouldnt be a thing, or maxwell in jail. Especially not when theres a woman that fell in a river to worry about for 3 weeks.

Parm gets the meaning of the title.

I've just noticed my shortened name of parm.is actually the name of my landlord for the last 3 years I spent down south.

Ps, I like the idea of the title. It really does highlight the news and its next days chip wrapper connection.

Thumbs up from me alf.