A dating site for our Alf and possibly LT and Parm
 

Are you fed up of being bombarded with pro-vaccine matches who boast about the number of jabs they have had in their bios?

If so, delete your current apps because there is a new dating site in town - and it is specifically hand-crafted for conspiracy theorists.

Well-known known German conspiracy theorist Michael Brundel, who goes by Captain Future at so-called 'Freedom Marches', launched SchwurbelTreff in his homeland last month.

Astonishingly, SchwurbelTreff - whose name is based on an offensive German term for conspiracy theorists as people who speak gibberish - gained 1,500 users in its first three weeks.

If you are bored of constantly swiping left on people who believe in Covid-19, moon-landings or god-forbid the earth not being flat, this new site could be the answer.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-Germany.html

Bizarrely there was a group of women the other day holding up boards saying vaccine jab deaths at the side of a roundabout

There you go LT, hire a bugatti and you could just grab yourself one of those roundabout antivax ladies.

Yes a Bugatti would be better than my battered transit van with the old mattress in the back - for some reason all my previous online dates turned their nose up at that

no pleasing some women :idc:

All dating sites are absolute sh**. :D :p

They used to be good, but now both men and women are so picky, you have to be a grade A magazine cover model before even the 'ugliest' person will consider messaging you. :p

Drink has been helping ugly people have sex for hundreds of years

Sheriff thanks for pming your profile for me to help with, your pms are full so I will just do it here

My only change would be add "no smokers or people with lots of moles."

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