Controversial joke thread.
 

How long until we get cancelled?:dance::joker:

My joke is probably gonna go one of two ways, but here it goes.

An Irishman and a Brummie are at the pub.

The Irishman goes "why do your teeth look like that?"

The Brummie goes "look like what?"

The Irishman then responds with "your Teeth look like that they haven't been brushed in months."

The Brummie replies back with "that's because they haven't."

The Irishman then goes "Have you heard of a Toothbrush?"

The Brummie replies back with "I've heard of a Toughbrush."

The Irishman replies "are you tick mate?"

The Brummie then says "Well I am a Brummie."

I honestly don't think that the BBC will be hiring me for their Comedies any time soon.:laugh:

What jokes have you guys got up your sleeve?

Three elderly people are on the Tube.
"Is this Waterloo?"
"No, it's Thursday?"
"Me too, let's go for a drink!"

My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, “Knock knock,” we’d say, “Who’s there?”

Then she’d say, “I can’t remember”… and start to cry.

you sick **** :laugh: