I\'ll get my Wangers on Page 3
 

From the Daily star

"LAZY Laura Williams finally had to shift her bum off the sofa last night – after being booted out of the TV house.

The balloon-boobed Big Brother nanny had spent the last 37 days lounging around and nibbling snacks.

As she emerged, she told the Daily Star in an exclusive interview: “I’m gutted to be gone – but I expected it.

“I am a big character and all the big characters have gone.

“But I’ll be back on TV before you know it. I’ll be on Celebrity BB next year.”

Laura – whose “Wangers” are a whopping 40HH – said she would love to show them off in the Star.

“It’d be brilliant to be a Page 3 girl,” she squealed after losing out in the eviction vote to Chanelle Hayes, 19. I’ve got some of the biggest boobs ever to hit BB, so I’d proudly be a pin-up.”

Laura had boasted she would be among the top 10 best ever housemates. But the 23-year-old spent most of her time in bed.

And when she did get up she wandered about in a smelly leopard-print dressing gown eating.

She added: “Now I’m a Big Brother celebrity I wouldn’t mind launching The Wangers Burger.

“I dreamed it up at home. It’s a burger squashed in a bun with fish fingers, onion rings and ketchup. It’ll sell loads.”

She was among a group of girls who pursued hunky tree surgeon Liam McGough, 22. But Laura added: “Liam was a nice lad but I knew he didn’t fancy me.”

The one piece of love action Laura did manage was a kiss from Brian Belo, 19, during a drunken game of spin the bottle.

She said: “He tried to slip his tongue in. I don’t like that.”

Jonathan Durden, 49, dubbed her “Foghorn Leghorn” and Gerry Stergiopoulos, 31, described her as “a beached whale”. "

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