I think I would come back as a seagull.
 

If you get the chance to pick when you die.

I can take a punch on the face so all I would to do is move to a seaside town and I could have all the snacks I want.

Surely that's better than being a lion eating someone who chose zebras from the arsehole up.


Lions like doing that btw.

Owl. I’m already a night-owl anyway.

Ewww..

Chewing on folk who picked mouse.


That's rank. Plus I doubt you would make it out the nest. Eaten by another person who chose owl, whose already devoured 2 other idiots with the same mindset in life.:joker:

Seagulls are loud, squawking thieving bullies !

No, they are actually very intelligent deceased humans.:fist:

Ok Jonathon :laugh: I take it you've read the book then Parm.

Who, and what?


I was inspired by 2 seagulls when I was outside having a fag. What book are you on about?

I'm intrigued.

You Bugger
Attacking my chips.

Yes Big Wings
as well

Jonathon Livinston Seagull by Richard Bach , about a being a seagull and learning. Only a small book but very good.

It was also a top seller, all Richard Bachs books were good.

If being an actual owl knocked my phobia of mice dead, all-t’-more reason for me to be one in my next life. At least then I wouldn’t have to use so much peppermint oil to dispel vermin (I’m very borderline-compulsive about stuff like that).

It's an American seagull.. rich pickings with the fatties over there....got to be quick though.

Baby owls eat their siblings whilst in the nest.

Only the strongest survive...are you up to it?

I’m up for a challenge.

Wouldnt you prefer a chip, rather than 3 other dead people being born again?




Praise to jesus and the lord that vegetables are not reincarnation of humans.. It would be epic though if it was, born again, just to be munched to death by a giant turnip.:joker: