Britain's contribution to Middle East peace
 

It is gratifying that Britain is sending its finest Pedalo class frigates to the murky waters of the Middle East, each armed with six high-pressure water pistols and nasal integrity-defying helium balloon-delivered high potency stink bomb artillery. The craft 's mobility is taken care of by squadrons of very angry tufted combat ducks.

Maybe we could just send Olivia to shout at them?

id rather talk about what the big super-rich Middle Eastern countries are doing

save spunking money on luxuries?

I wonder how this will affect next weeks nominations

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What's this got to do with bb.. Move it or close it.