We now know the real reason Princess Kate is absent
 

its all thanks to Buncle Gary.....Ca Cahhh!

There was no surgery, she just doesn't want to be out and about in public being asked questions about Uncle Gary, due back end of March, its no coincidence CBB will be finished by then :pipe:

I should be on X with my conspiracy...

You should have a load of big rolls taped around your head to stop the government sending you hidden messages

:think:

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I am sure it has been reported in the past that Kate was a Big Brother fan back in the day.

Probably not a fan of her gossipy Uncle being in there though :laugh:

I wouldn't blame her, were that actually the case. I think the monarchy should maintain some level of mystique and distance from the public, and so to have this wannabe on television, crassly blabbing about whatever low level info he might know is just nauseating. He's hardly any better than Sussexes he decries so much.

the SAS will be sent in if he mentions pegging

cant believe I have cracked the case of the missing Princess, just call me Vera :laugh:

I saw Vera’s tits when she was a lot younger in an episode of tales of the unexpected

Hopefully back at work on Monday now she's out of excuses

Take your time Kate, you rest up girl

That's why Gary should have stayed in there.