Sharon has a season ticket
 

Sharon represents the community of the living dead, with a face that has had as many lifts as her lips have required resuscitation. She recently returned from her latest visit to the great pyramid at Giza (Cairo) built in 2600BC (appox) for the pharaoh Khufu., a venue where Sharon was embalmed once again in the pyramid's embalming room surrounded by the canopic jars in which her organs are stored. She always waves and says "bye" to them before she leaves. Sharon travels to and from Egypt in the company of her brother Charon, a duly employed ferryman on the river Styx, where he carries souls from this world to the next.
Sharon has a season tcket.