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Nicky91 14-04-2024 01:40 PM

Nicky's Eurosong 2024 top 37 ranking countdown
 
with detailed comments + a score

Nicky91 14-04-2024 01:44 PM

37. Malta - Sarah Bonnici - Loop
 


Quote:

Aahhhhh

lmao this is sooooo memeworthy

Sarah being a real life ''Veruca Salt''

2022: Chanel with SloMo, Sarah be like Daddy I Want a song similar to this one, get me one

2024: hence Loop is born


and yes, Sarah's daddy is a billionaire CEO of Mercury Towers, football club Hamrun Spartans, Marcel Bonnici (indeed one of malta's richest businessmen, Mercury Towers alone has a net worth of 680 million, while Marcel has a net worth of 1.3 billion)


very unauthentic song, very cliché lyrics, been there done that way too many times before, also feels like it belongs more in the Burlesque film soundtrack
0.0

prediction: last place of semi final 2 with a possible 0 points

Nicky91 14-04-2024 01:46 PM

36. Albania - Besa - Titan
 


Quote:

corruption, nepotism at its finest, how else did this botoxed diva win festivali i kenges :fan:

the albanian version was bad, this english version is even worse, not even San Marino would go near such a amateurish mess tbh

bye bye albania, keep being moronic with your english devamps :laugh3:
0.5

prediction: 15th in semi final 2

Nicky91 14-04-2024 01:50 PM

35. Switzerland - Nemo - The Code
 


Quote:

a guy in a tutu is the best the swiss can offer these days, with a Australia 2019 meets Estonia 2018 meets Israel 2018 clone

very pretentious, unauthentic, a weird confusing mess also incredibly woke
1.0

prediction: will likely do very well with the juries but flop at the televotes in the final, hence borderline top 10 result

Nicky91 14-04-2024 01:53 PM

34. Cyprus - Silia - Liar
 


Quote:

i really miss the good old cyprus with more authentic songs, rather than living off the Fuego clones

also this song was first intended for Greece last year by Melissa Mantzoukis, Melissa got robbed there in favor of Victor, and now gets robbed entirely of the song rights by little miss dancing queen over here :bawling: #Melissawuzrobbed

nepotism too, rich lawyer dancing mommy and a musician daddy :bored:
1.0

prediction: hopefully a well deserving non-qualification, and a nice 13th place in semi final 1

Nicky91 14-04-2024 01:56 PM

33. Netherlands - Joost - Europapa
 


Quote:

they really wanna go for the Duncan Sob Story again bunch of bull****

who cares if Joost his parents had died longer time ago, people die, that's part of the whole circle of life :idc:

a song fully in dutch yet it includes many words in english, german, italian, french and spanish :joker: :joker: also the usage of the EU logo isn't political for the EBU then, poor Israel only get penalized by them :notimpressed: #doublestandardsebu
1.0

prediction: semi final 2 winner most likely, and could also win the contest :bored:

Nicky91 14-04-2024 01:58 PM

32. Serbia - Teya Dora - Ramonda
 


Quote:

Our Loreen - Tattoo clone :bored: :idc:

also game of thrones ripoff in the music video

vocally wise very billie eilish clone

instrumentals are also soooo american :bored:
1.0

prediction: don't care where this ends up, at the garbage for all i care

Nicky91 14-04-2024 02:01 PM

31. Croatia - Baby Lasagna - There's No Going Back
 


Quote:

fake ethno garbage amateurish ''song''

YUK YUK YUK

wannabe rammstein talentless loser

can't even come up with an actual title LOL, rim tim tagi trash :laugh3:
1.0

prediction: semi final 1 winner, could win the contest

Nicky91 14-04-2024 02:03 PM

30. Azerbaijan - Fahree - whatever his gibberish song title is
 


Quote:

another year, another melfest reject from Nazi terrorists of Azerbaijan

thank u next
1.0

prediction: last place in semi final 1 i hope, and a withdrawal for good next year from this evil country

Nicky91 14-04-2024 02:04 PM

29. Ukraine - Alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria
 


Quote:

the less said about this, the better
1.0

prediction: top 3 easily with all the ukrainians spread throughout europe these days

Nicky91 14-04-2024 02:06 PM

28. Poland - Luna - The Tower
 


Quote:

as unauthentic as it can be

bitch pls, Lady GaGa did this quirky bubblegum pop first :idc:

move over and be quiet in your family's extra large mansion, of your dawtona supermarket wealth :rolleyes: and stop wasting my time
1.0

prediction: don't care

Nicky91 14-04-2024 02:08 PM

27. Italy - Angelina Mango - La Noia
 


Quote:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
she belongs in front of the red lights in amsterdam :fan:


this is soo bad, amateurish lame trash
1.0

prediction: don't care

Nicky91 14-04-2024 04:06 PM

not gonna rank those in the middle so

Nicky91 14-04-2024 04:07 PM

10. Belgium - Mustii - Before the Party is Over
 


Quote:

Mega Mega Geil Ballad with lots of lovely 80s vibes, grosses KINO
10.0

Nicky91 14-04-2024 04:08 PM

9. Denmark - Saba - Sand
 


Quote:

with the hype of Dune 2, i can see this song winning, also very similar to Loreen - Tattoo
10.0

Nicky91 14-04-2024 04:09 PM

8. Iceland - Hera Bjork - Scared of Heights
 


Quote:

Mega, World Class, global chart hit vibes here :cool:
11.0

Nicky91 14-04-2024 04:10 PM

7. Armenia - Ladaniva - Jako
 


Quote:

the armenians cannot do any wrong for me #Justice4NagornoKarabakh

Jako issa bop
11.5

Nicky91 14-04-2024 04:11 PM

6. Austria - Kaleen - We Will Rave
 


Quote:

the next euphoria is born, by the new celine dion
11.5

Nicky91 14-04-2024 04:12 PM

5. United Kingdom - Olly Alexander - Dizzy
 


Quote:

so much lovely Thomas Anders vibes in this BAWP

Masterpiece
100.0

Nicky91 14-04-2024 04:13 PM

4. Germany - Isaak - Always On the Run
 


Quote:

Runananahey Runananahey :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
100.0

Nicky91 14-04-2024 04:14 PM

3. Israel - Eden Golan - Hurricane
 


Quote:

Proud to Love Israel :love:

such a beautiful heartwarming ballad
1000.0

Mystic Mock 15-04-2024 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky91 (Post 11439838)




1.0

prediction: semi final 1 winner, could win the contest

Poor Bitch Lasagna.:nono::joker:


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