PARMNIONS golfing tic list.
 

Been ages since I've played golf, so joined the local club for the 1st time.



After 1 and a half rounds...



Shoot under 100...tic.
Get a birdie...tic
Get a par....tic
Get a bogey...tic
Get a double bogey...tic
Get a treble bogey...tic.
Give up on a hole...tic.
Give up on a round....tic.
Drown sorrows at 19th hole...tic.
Get handicap....tic (17.5)


Out again on sunday morning.

me and the boys will be in Wales next month for a week of golfing glory

:dance:

Good luck.

I've changed my putting stance...I know have my left foot 2 feet behind me, and all my weight directly on my right leg that's aligned with my waist. I'm reading the line well now, and the pace is much better. Hit a nice 12 footer, centre cup for my first birdie, ever, today.

Shoot under 90...tic.

don't get arrested on the way to the golf course

I would add
Cubans
Snuff
Malt

:joker:

Par every hole on the course (obviously not in the same round) ...tic.

A nice 7 wood off the tee, straight over the bunkers to 12 feet..easy 2 putt

double dutch to me thankfully

You could have been my fanny.:bawling:

I hope that is a golfing term :oh:

Nick faldo ex caddie was called fanny Sorenson.


I obviously being cheeky.

What donyou reckon?

Wood:joker: or iron.:hehe:

4 pars in a row.

Are you the guy who hunts around for the gopher

No.

I'm the guy pumping it in the woods.

hopefully its a golfing term, and not making fun of my nation :suspect:

I might take a stroke on the 1 Iron tonight.

Get a head like a ****ing beacon...tic...

Ouch, that hurt.

Dutch twins.

Shoogle inholen, and avended onwonuderpar.

Shot an 81 today...38 on the back nine.

Finally got my handicap, 17.5


Its a workable Mark.
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