Do you like speciality coffees or are you traditional?
 

I enjoy a caramel latte. You can get a box of sachets from b and m.

I rarely drink coffee.

It's just plain instant coffee when I do though
Just like election nights when I'm up all night.

I used to like a cappuccino but I prefer tea really.

I have one of these every single morning of the year

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I only drink strong black coffee

I generally like instant, but when I'm out I order latte, so when they bring it over I can say THANKS A LATTE!

Its this type of interjection of humor that brightens up a retail life

Like when I get a load of shopping and the lady says "do you want a bag?"

and I say "blimey, don't you think I have enough to carry"


I can literally see their shoulders shaking in mirth

When they say "sorry for the wait" I say "the weight is my fault, I shouldn't eat so much!"

When they ask if I want a receipt, I say "no thanks, I checked the size!"

They hate me.

I usually only drink espresso.

"hey smile it may never happen" really makes their day

and I say that for free :amazed:

:joker::joker:

:joker: surprised you haven't got permanent black eyes


re coffee
Americano...milk on the side if I am out, I dont like flavoured coffees

Specialty-coffees actually are traditional in places like Italy and the Middle East, to be fair. Just not this side of the world. But ya. I like a good store-bought coffee. None of that Nescafé stuff.