The Positivity Party campaign thread 2024.
 

Hi Kate here. I'm running for Tibb Prime Minister against Cherie and Mystic Mock.

Please take the time to read all our threads including policies.

Our lovely voting panel would welcome anyone else who'd like to cast votes. There'll also be a forum poll.

So without further ado I present to you The Positive Party

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Positive Party policies and promises

All supporters will receive a t shirt in their favourite colour with smilies on and Positivity Shines in black or white lettering. Also a pair of deely boppers featuring yellow smilie pompoms to wear at our rallies!

I see Cherie has made a great start. I'll have to get my thinking cap on. Hehe!

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Our campaign song

Policies and promises continued...

We will introduce a Tibb Radio thread, Feel Good FM, sponsored by TSB, the bank that likes to say YES!

Djs and presenters will include Strictly Jake and Zizu and LT will be the weather girl.

Come and see my massive occluded front

Will your weather girl be a bit of LeatherStrumpet, LT

We will introduce a Sin Bin thread, only it will actually be called the Sin Skip as a bin is not big enough. Anyone not being positive will be named, shamed and pelted with mouldy cabbage, and forced to sing If you're happy and you know it.

clap your hands and praise the Lord Jesus

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Another policy

We will implement a new chat thread which shall be called The Spa. It'll be a chill out zone where you can escape the stresses of Serious Debates and eat grapes. No serious topics allowed, just a politics and news free zone. I shall be posting a joke of the day, every day.

In conjuction with James a new subforum called Jackanory with James shall be added. Each day a new story will be posted in its own thread and comments invited. Tales of Tibb Towers? Maybe.

If Parmy comes in naked you wont need to...

Bump

Can we have an example of these jokes

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"

Did you hear about the dolphin romance? Turns out they really clicked.

…I’m going to ask the same question to all 3 candidates and I’ll just have to copy and paste as I’m in a rush….what line will your administration take with regards to James’ blatant wrong attitude and the jolly threads he’s now begun to make…which are really not in compatible with Arista guidelines….?…

…also, what do you intend to do about oversized pics being posted and jarring the uniform lines of threads…are we going to get back to a single straight line forum practice…/…make TiBB neat and friendly again…?….

He will be sentenced to a lengthy spell of Tibb community service and have to put in a swimming pool at Arista's theme park, AristaLand. He'll not be jolly James then!

Fines will be administered in Tibb currency, the bigger the pic the bigger the fine.

Also the culprits will have to do lines, and copy and paste will not be acceptable

…will there be more transparency in TiBB Towers and Niamh’s Chamber of Secrets…?…

We will have a live stream broadcasting direct from the Tibb dungeon where you can witness the true horrors of being infracted/banned and what really goes on. Enough to scar for life.

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I love this. Great policies.