Marcello-Meter Game.
 

Basically you've got to come up with a sex joke that's outrageous/disgusting to make.

And the poster below has to score you on a scale of 1-6, and then make their own attempt at being a Marcello.

Here's the grade level.

6 - You've turned Marcello Feminist
5 - You've made Marcello proud
4 - Very good Marcello
3 - Average Marcello
2 - Poor Marcello
1 - Being an Izaaz

Here's my attempt.

I'm up for some milk, if only Baked Potato would let me have hers.

And basically the next poster has to score my Marcello behaviour either a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6/6, and then post they're attempt at being a Marcello.:laugh:

I know that I've repeated myself, but I just want to make sure that everyone understands the game.

I'd lurve to peel the skin off of my baked potato (as it happens I always do!)

I used to be a necrophilliac, until some rotten **** split on me.