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Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 12:00 PM

Spy-squirrel menace strikes Iran
 
And for my 5,000th post http://www.free-smiley.info/party/pa...moticons99.gif from Sky News

In further news of the horrifying threat that squirrels pose to humanity, Iran has claimed 14 squirrels found near the nation's borders were spies.

The state-sponsored news agency IRNA said: 'In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders.'

'The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.'

Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam said: 'I heard of this, but I have no specific knowledge on the subject.'

It is not known if the spy-squirrels are linked to claims that British troops in Basra, near the border with Iran, have released giant man-eating badgers into the city.

This is not the first time that animals have been accused of being spies. Notably, the residents of Hartlepool are commonly believed to have hung a monkey because they thought it was a French spy.

Unbelievable

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::b anana::banana:

Lauren 17-07-2007 12:03 PM

http://www.vi-r-us.com/wp-content/up...1/squirrel.jpg

I believe that was a picture just taken after the horrifying scenes in Iran. We can only thank the passing-by American soldiers who managed to save the savage attack of the giant spy squirrels.

Tom4784 17-07-2007 12:03 PM

This can't be serious! It's funny though.

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
http://www.vi-r-us.com/wp-content/up...1/squirrel.jpg

I believe that was a picture just taken after the horrifying scenes in Iran. We can only thank the passing-by American soldiers who managed to save the savage attack of the giant spy squirrels.
OMG. If it wasn't for those soldiers, christ knows what could have happened?! There have been reports of "suicide squirrels" driving into blocks on the border after eating too many nuts and "self exploding". I believe the carnage is horiffic.

Lauren 17-07-2007 12:12 PM

Once again - America saves the World.

natjake2504 17-07-2007 12:15 PM

love it love it

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 12:30 PM

They are believed to be highly dangerous.

Lauren 17-07-2007 12:32 PM

They were apparently spotted after an armed guard found himself splashed all over the Iranian tabloids in questionable positions. He foiled the squirrel spy plot soon after finding this little fella in his car:

http://www.obeythepurebreed.com/imag...uirrel_spy.jpg

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 12:41 PM

They have also been running amok over the border, as they are very promiscuous. They have started off a new breed of "chav" squirrels.

Lauren 17-07-2007 12:43 PM

And lets not forget the serious nature of such an atrocity in a volatile society.... much war has ensued - and guess who is on the front lines?

http://www.obeythepurebreed.com/imag...s/squirrel.jpg

(Okay, I've ran out of squirrel-related pictures now :tongue:)

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 01:14 PM

I haven't. Ba***rds!

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 05:18 PM

This is obviously a job for......................SECRET SQUIRREL!!!!!

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 08:12 PM

Oh come on people! This was my thread of the day! Where are all your funny squirrel photos? Come on! What's wrong with you?! Lol.

Scarlett. 17-07-2007 08:14 PM

:laugh: LOL I love this thread!!!

Scarlett. 17-07-2007 08:18 PM

I belive that this is a photo taken by the Iranian Secret Service, they have located the squirrel leader
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/945/74049854ln2.jpg

Lauren 17-07-2007 08:20 PM

The squirrels were believed to be American but Iranian leaders declared "These squirrels support corporate white-collar capitalist companies!" They spread these wanted images around in order to conjure up Western hate:

http://www.funnyville.com/funny-pictures/scoke.jpg

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antparker
I belive that this is a photo taken by the Iranian Secret Service, they have located the squirrel leader
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/945/74049854ln2.jpg
Is it Osquirrel bin hidin? The super squirrel! :joker:

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
The squirrels were believed to be American but Iranian leaders declared "These squirrels support corporate white-collar capitalist companies!" They spread these wanted images around in order to conjure up Western hate:

http://www.funnyville.com/funny-pictures/scoke.jpg
Squirrels on coke! We're doomed I tell you. Doomed!

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 10:26 PM

"cough"

Lauren 17-07-2007 10:28 PM

Looks like the spies are making themselves at home in Iran :shocked:

http://www.funnyanimalpictures.net/d...g_squirrel.jpg

I'd hate to be the person trying to get rid of those.

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
Looks like the spies are making themselves at home in Iran :shocked:

http://www.funnyanimalpictures.net/d...g_squirrel.jpg

I'd hate to be the person trying to get rid of those.

That's squirrel **** propaganda!

Lauren 17-07-2007 10:36 PM

Those aren't actual playing cards they're playing with... they're those American Most Wanted deck of cards. It all falls into place!

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
Those aren't actual playing cards they're playing with... they're those American Most Wanted deck of cards. It all falls into place!
Oh I remember them! Isn't Paris Hilton on one? :joker:

spitfire 17-07-2007 10:39 PM

One squirrel today surrendered to an armed Iranian.G Bush has demanded his release.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/4...rrendermi9.jpg

Mrluvaluva 17-07-2007 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spitfire
One squirrel today surrendered to an armed Iranian.G Bush has demanded his release.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/4...rrendermi9.jpg
Are you sure he is still alive?


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