Ready salted kettle.
 

Some swines put salt in my kettle at work. Just took a massive gulp of salty coffee...

Having to go out for a half hour ciggy break now to get the taste away. Might go to shop for some comfort chocolate as well.


Have you ever been victim of a prank at work?

I'm afraid I would have had a complete sense of humour failure.

Agreed. Don’t mess with my caffeine fix.

The kettle is in the bin.

No one’s disliked me enough to prank me. I’ve always got on very well with my work colleagues.

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Often described as the humourless **** behind your back.:joker:

Must be awful to be entirely excluded.

Not at all. I was very popular at work. I certainly wasn’t being pranked like you are.

Like internally too lmao. Wasn’t a harmless prank on you. You ingested it. Is there anyone you can talk to about being bullied?

Must be awful being so serious with friends that you cant have a laugh with each other. It was turnip head that did it if anyones interested.

Or Droopy as I knew him at school. Called that because his face looked like it drooped a bit. Called turnip head at work before I turned up 40 years later. Named after the shape of his head still, which was nice, and gave some authenticity to our forgotten friendship.

He was egged on by sheg, broon and Mullet.

My own fault by building my little coffee set up next to my desk yesterday and sending the all a photo of it with a sign saying Stu's cafe, all welcome.


Luckily sheg didnt do to it what he promised yesterday. Similar taste though, and the day flew in with the bonding.

Its dragging now though, now that mysery guts has clocked on and started working in the thread.

Cafe now closed.

They sound like lovely people

A nickname doesn't define a person, stumpy.:nono:

No they’re actions do though which is what the thread is about no?

It was for me, and thank you for answering for you.

Anyone else been or not been pranked at work?

*tumbleweed*