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2 rough looking jump-leads walk into a bar
The barman says "look lads I will serve you BUT"
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My Mother once told me "Never do something today that you may regret later in life"
I thought it was such good advice that I got it tattooed on my forehead :shame: |
I had a funny bone operation yesterday
The surgeon said I will be in stitches for about 2 weeks |
I have had to quit my job at a local Shoe Recycling Centre
I just found it sole destroying |
Just been around to my local paper shop to see if they had any helicopter flavored crisps
The lady said "sorry pal we only have plane" |
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