Summer Penis syndrome!
 

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Just read this and am dying laughing.

Tibb men? Is this a common occurrence?

"British men may be enjoying a 'summer penis' thanks to warmer weather but doctors warn that as the mercury rises so too does risk of erectile dysfunction.

Summer penis is a term given to the phenomenon where men find their manhood swells in size as the temperature climbs."

Erm, my penis functions the same way, it goes up when needed, it goes up (sometimes) when not needed, and erm, yeah it works. All seasons.

If i ever use a dating website, im totally copy/pasting the above into my profile

Isn’t that to be expected as they are effected in a certain way by cold weather

I might need to flee from the female population during the Summer.

I'm sure they'll miss not having me around.:hehe:

LOL... Pure poetry.