Terrible lyrics in great songs
 

For example
Luckily my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains." —Shakira, "Whenever, Wherever

I used to sooooo envy Gerard Pique !!!


Getting paid for playing football …

Winning everything with arguably the best ever club team , FC Barcelona .

Then winning the Euros, then the world cup with Spain …then the Euros again?

Then going home and sh*gging bloody Shakira !!


Life just isn’t fair

"Id go to Israel and open a small boutique, id sell pies and figs. If the don't like it
F them and the Unions"


Whitney Houston - My heart will go on"

Run to you - Bryan Adams

She says her love for me could never die,
But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I.

Me, Bryan. You and ME.




Empire State if Mind - Alicia Keys

New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of.

Alicia...NO!