David Loves Amy (News article)
 

From Sky showbiz news

Amy Winehouse is up for a severe tonguing.

Well, if David Gest manages to get hold of her that is.


The I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! star has made a very public declaration of love, and revealed his desire to have a right old slobber over the singer.

Liza Minnelli's ex told Orange Playlist: "I love that beehive she wears. I love her tattoos, I'd lick her toes."

We seriously hope he'll make Amy take a foot bath before he gets those little piggies in his gob.

But Dave's affection for the Rehab singer doesn't end there.

The besotted TV personality went on: "I'm in love with Amy, I'd like to lick the inside of her hair - I'd probably find KFC stuck in it.

"I'd even lick the gap in her teeth.

"Everyone knows I've got a good tongue."

Holy Moses Amy - you'd better cover every inch when you see Mr Gest coming.

Ewwww. What a freak!

Urrrrgh. Why can't he just be thrown back into the Australian jungle? :bawling:

You! Music thread now!

Edit: Oh. I see you have already. :bigsmile:

When I saw the title, I thought this meant Big Brother's Amy and David, and I was like "whaat?"

I have no comment on the actual story.

Sneaky wasn't I? :bigsmile: