SOS - Save Our Shanessa!
 

I'm sorry, but it's true, and I'm coming to terms with it. Shanessa is one of my favourite housemates!

EVERYTHING is funny about her:

Her name
Her age (she does NOT look 27, I'm sure you'll agree)
That dress...

Please evict Tracey this evening so that Shanessa doesn't go! She is a funny, funny housemate, even if she's not trying to be (I mean, I am laughing AT her pretty much). This is an SOS, Save Our Shanessa!